Well, it’s October. And you know what that means… Countdown to Halloween! For my money, the best way to celebrate is by watching your favorite horror movies… and this year there’s no better place to accomplish that goal than at
The Silent Movie Theater in Los Angeles. Just check out the
lineup.
Silent Wednesdays offer a weekly tribute to Lon Chaney, “the man of a thousand faces” and America’s first horror movie star. You can catch two of Chaney’s best collaborations with the reliably morbid Tod Browning (who went on to direct Universal’s Dracula).
The Unholy Three (1925) features Chaney as a ventriloquist who allies himself with a circus strongman and a midget to run an elaborate con. It’s a very offbeat picture – as funny as it is dark. Next comes a personal favorite,
The Unknown (1927), a tragic story that illustrates Browning and Chaney’s love for the carnivalesque. Chaney stars as a killer who undergoes the amputation of his arms to win the affections of a woman. When she falls for someone else, he’s none too happy. The following weeks belong to Chaney’s better-known character dramas:
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1923) and
The Phantom of the Opera (1925).
Thursday nights belong to the Living Dead. On the 8th, you can catch a double feature of the “lost” zombie film
Messiah of Evil (1973) – introduced by the screenwriters, who also wrote George Lucas's American Graffitti – and Ken Wiederhorn’s
Shock Waves (1977). I’ve never seen Messiah, so naturally I’m curious. However, I can vouch for Shock Waves, which is the best Nazi zombie flick I’ve ever seen… high praise indeed for those who are into that sort of thing. The beautiful Brooke Adams stars. The following week’s double bill is the Japanese cult hit
Versus (2000) and Tsui Hark’s
We’re Going to Eat You (1980). (Zombies + chop-sockey.) The following week adds Eurohorror to the mix with
The Etruscan Kills Again (1972) and
Tombs of the Blind Dead (1971). When the hell will you have another opportunity to see Tombs of the Blind Dead on the big screen?! The theater's website adds: “We were lucky enough to find the rare re-titled U.S. version, Revenge from Planet Ape, featuring a bizarro sci-fi Planet Of The Apes-inspired prologue!” Rounding out the month in grand style is Lucio Fulci’s infamous zombie trilogy:
Zombie (1980),
The Gates of Hell (1981), and
The Beyond (1982). Fulci films are not everyone's cup of tea – mainly because he’s an incoherent storyteller – but these three films, inspired by George Romero and hailed by Quentin Tarantino, have style to spare. If you like zombie movies, it doesn’t get much better than this.
Friday nights are divided into two themes: Japanese ghost stories and George A. Romero. Things get off to a good start tonight, with
Ugetsu (1953) and Romero’s
scariest zombie films:
Night of the Living Dead (1968) and
Day of the Dead (1985). Next week,
Kuroneko (1968) is followed by Romero's socio-political horrors:
Season of the Witch (1973) and
The Crazies (1975). On the 17th, the director of Pulse grants us
Retribution (2006), to be followed by Romero’s psychological horrors:
Monkey Shines (1988) and
The Dark Half (1992). On the 24th, you can catch the absolutely beautiful anthology
Kwaidan (1964), a key inspiration for many of the recent J-horror hits, and Romero’s best/favorite film,
Martin (1977).
Noir Saturdays belong to Val Lewton and bad children. Tomorrow night,
Cat People (1942) is followed by
Child of Rage (1995), a reality-based version of The Bad Seed. Next week, Lewton’s lackluster “lost” film
The Ghost Ship (1943) is paired with one of his best –
I Walked with a Zombie (1943). (For the uninitiated, it is perhaps worth pointing out that this is a zombie film in the traditional sense – the zombies are the products of a voodoo curse, and they don’t eat human flesh. In fact, I Walked with a Zombie is a far much more subtle and refined film than anything you’ll find in the Thursday night lineup.) This is followed up by David Cronenberg's unforgettable ode to divorce and child custody proceedings:
The Brood (1979). On the 18th, Lewton’s
The Body Snatcher – from a story by Robert Louis Stevenson, directed by Robert Wise (The Haunting), and starring Boris Karloff and Bela Lugosi – is paired with the admittedly slow-moving but still underrated
Isle of the Dead (1945), also featuring Karloff. They are followed by
Devil Times Five (1974), which I confess I don’t know anything about. On the 25th,
Curse of the Cat People (1944) and
The Leopard Man (1943) – a rather tame double feature – is followed by the 1980 cult film
The Children, about a post-apocalyptic world run by angry wee ones.
Sunday nights are a mixed bag. On the 5th, you can catch a Roger Corman double feature.
The Masque of the Red Death (1965), the director’s most ambitious adaptation of material by Edgar Allan Poe, is paired with
The Premature Burial (1963), a lesser effort that replaces Poe series regular Vincent Price with Ray Milland. On the 12th, Art Spiegelman presents
Freaks (1932), the film that essentially destroyed Tod Browning’s career and didn’t find an audience until nearly thirty years after its initial release. Freaks is followed by a couple of 1980s alien creature features that cheaply but lovingly pay tribute to 1950s alien creature features:
The Deadly Spawn (1983) and
The Blob (1988). On the 19th, it’s a Jack Sholder double feature – the underrated sci-fi adventure
The Hidden (1987) and the first (and arguably still the best) send-up of slasher movies,
Alone in the Dark (1982). The former stars Kyle McLachlan in a surprisingly humanist variation on The Terminator; the latter stars Martin Landau, Donald Pleasance and Jack Palace as three different shades of crazy.
Monday the 27th belongs to filmmaker Wes Craven, whose films
The People Under the Stairs (1992) and
The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988) will be shown on a double bill. In this horror geek’s opinion, Serpent is Craven’s true masterpiece… and would also make for an interesting double-bill with Val Lewton’s I Walked with a Zombie. Last but not least, The Silent Movie Theater is screening William Castle’s interactive film
The Tingler (1960) on Halloween night… presumably with seat-buzzers dispersed throughout the theater? One can hope.
For those who can’t make it to The Silent Movie Theater, check out this month’s Shocktober reviews on
Classic-Horror.com. Nate Yapp and his merry band of misfits will be making rental suggestions (and possibly a few warnings) on an almost daily basis. Each week will focus on films from a different part of the world: next week Spain, followed by Germany and Southeast Asia, and then an ominous-sounding "miscellaneous" week.